SplitGums
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- n/a, Male
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- Purple House
- Joined:
- 11/4/08
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I suffer from SGS, a crippling disorder. If you know any cranky blonde women who smoke or any asian women, please tell them to fuck off.
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My story, Part 1
11/9/08 by SplitGums
I have to tell you, every morning my gums must be plugged up with white guaze and chalk, to avoid bleeding. Once I dismiss my mexican servant Consuelo Sanchez I prepare a breakfast of "Toast and Eggs" before I power up my sub-compact and drive to work.
Upon starting my car I get the same horrific vision of my gums splitting back when I was 6. As I drive past the bridge, the same blue 1995 Landrover follows me all the way to the building I work at. When I climb out of my car and walk to the buildings rear entrance, The Blue truck slowly drives into a parking spot on the other side of the lot.
When I look into the truck I see the shadow figure chain smoking and glancing around. As I sce-daddle to the buildings door, a tall oriental woman in a tan coat and surgical mask follows me to the door before turning left when I open it.
After first period, I jog down to the parking lot and my car to get a doughnut, the Landrover sits on a 45 degree, faced towards my car. After I got my doughnut, I sprinted to the building again, being followed by the woman again until the door.